At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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