I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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