think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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