We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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