A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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