But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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