you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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