Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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