My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
