He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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