I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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