so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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