All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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