He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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