how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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