Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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