Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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