fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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