im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We had to coat check the pizza.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
