I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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