I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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