The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He has the fingertips of a God
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