It's just like the Real World with babies
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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