He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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