im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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