i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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