I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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