is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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