we're blogging at a bar
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm getting married
To pizza
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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