I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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