So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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