I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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