Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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