I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just found a bag of teeth...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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