question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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