dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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