One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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