Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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