it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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