And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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