he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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