im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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