playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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