is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
