I'm lost and stupid without you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The uberlube is also flammable
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
