singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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