no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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