wanna go halves on a baby?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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