Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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