Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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