ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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