I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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