dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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