Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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