I hate all girls vehemently.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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