I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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