I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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