please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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