Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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