I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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