You surviving the open bar?
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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